I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin bokeh Quarter where I was crot kept awake memek all night by a woman in a nearby room bokep screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned bokep the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn bokeh or bokeh sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other crot words, memek porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s bokeh sex as performance art, crot and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not bokep fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she’s porn far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my crot days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel bokep happy, bokeh crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all bokep about manners and crot bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms memek the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the bokeh orgasm is being faked (Stock memek Image
It was crot like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if crot your bokep sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman bokeh from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her bokeh sexual yowling drowned out memek their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on memek observation of our nearest primate cousins memek – was to memek alert bokep nearby males crot that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the porn quietest.
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